OK, so I was at the Dollar Tree with My Grandpa, and I saw it! My future Key chain!!!!! I started Freaking out in the front of this store. (My Grandpa rolled his eyes and walked away.) The Lady at the front asked if I was OK. She asked if I needed an inhaler. Then I said, "I need that Key chain! it has TASSELS" then at that moment she ruined My life! My entire existence! My purpose here on this Planet! This horrible dream crushing, soul eating, monster of a Cashier, asked "oh, are you Graduating this year." At that moment I looked closer. I almost fainted! My life flashed before My Eyes! I felt as if death had finally come upon Me! The perfect key had the numbers 2014 on it. I wailed in agony, as My heart was ripped from My chest. My life is ruined!
And that is the story of how I got kicked out of the Dollar Store.
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
People bug Me!
So today I went to Me best friends house. I was trying to memorize lines. D-: There was this little Girl who is very LOUD and very BOSSY. We were building Ninjas out of Legos and then building flying Cars for them! Well she told Me "You can only build with Rainbow Legos because this person has these colors and I have these colors blah blah blah blah Etc." Can You say bossy britches? Then She told Me that I cant have A helicopter because that technology doesn't exist yet. But FLYING CARS do? (Girl! Not even I am that Bossy and Manipulative!!!) No Offence to the family Of course.
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